Cry Me A Cockroach

Ahead of Valentine’s Day, the San Antonio Zoo is bringing back its fundraiser that allows you to name a cockroach, rat, or vegetable after your ex that’ll then be fed to its animals in exchange for a donation.

Turns out spurned lovers make lucrative benefactors: Since the zoo started this tradition in 2020, it’s raised more than $225,000 in donations.

It is certainly much faster and cheaper than naming a star after your ex and waiting for it to get swallowed up by a black hole.

More details: https://sazoo.org/cry-me-a-cockroach