What your wife doesn’t use?

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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

The wife was upset to say the least:“You are a disrespectful pig!”. She cried: “How dare you do this to me! A faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!".

The husband replied: “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened. “Fine, go ahead”,- she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”.

The husband began:“Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you were afraid you’d put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but never wore because you say they were too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you didn’t wear because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you refused to wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and wouldn’t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.” 

 

The husband took a quick breath and continued: “She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said: “Please… do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”